Some people complain that the price is too high
Like the launch of the phone that began with an ‘i’
A device that can make whole new worlds just appear:
Computing’s reshaping – and it’s worth it, you hear?
Now that’s not to say the Rift isn’t great too
I’m actually starting an HMD zoo
Gotta catch ’em all, or something like that
My bank account suffers, but it will bounce back
Devices on devices, and content galore
I can’t wait to see what the year has in store
In the meantime, I’ll leave you with something real quick:
DAMMIT WHY HAVEN’T ANY OF YOU GLORIOUS THINGS SHIPPED?